1. And then we all died. The end.
Love,
Beige


    And then we all died. The end.
    Love,
    Beige

    1 week ago  /  4 notes

  2. beigeucb:

    At the end of the 9/15 Beige show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, a crime was committed. Police are asking citizens to please watch the following videotape of the incident and contact them with any information you may have. Thank you.

    #WhoShotJM

    THE MYSTERY WILL BE SOLVED IN JUST A FEW HOURS.

    Reserve your tickets! They’re almost gone!

    1 week ago  /  5 notes  /  Source: beigeucb

  3. beigeucb:

The UCB sketch team Beige was first put together in December of 2011. In the nearly three years of shows that followed, everything seemed to go great and no one got murdered. Unfortunately, the team’s spotless murder-free record ended during their curtain call of their most recent show. Someone on Beige is dead. And someone else on on Beige is a killer. Now, the surviving members have only 30 minutes to find out who amongst them has a taste for blood.This may be the last Beige show ever. Partially because of Maude Night shake ups. Partially because, when it’s all done, they might be fucking dead.
Beige Show #32 - A Beige Murder MysteryMonday, October 13th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the fortunately still alive members of (212).

TOMORROW.


    beigeucb:

    The UCB sketch team Beige was first put together in December of 2011. In the nearly three years of shows that followed, everything seemed to go great and no one got murdered. Unfortunately, the team’s spotless murder-free record ended during their curtain call of their most recent show. Someone on Beige is dead. And someone else on on Beige is a killer. Now, the surviving members have only 30 minutes to find out who amongst them has a taste for blood.

    This may be the last Beige show ever. Partially because of Maude Night shake ups. Partially because, when it’s all done, they might be fucking dead.

    Beige Show #32 - A Beige Murder Mystery
    Monday, October 13th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

    ACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the fortunately still alive members of (212).

    TOMORROW.

    1 week ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: beigeucb

  4. The UCB sketch team Beige was first put together in December of 2011. In the nearly three years of shows that followed, everything seemed to go great and no one got murdered. Unfortunately, the team’s spotless murder-free record ended during their curtain call of their most recent show. Someone on Beige is dead. And someone else on on Beige is a killer. Now, the surviving members have only 30 minutes to find out who amongst them has a taste for blood.This may be the last Beige show ever. Partially because of Maude Night shake ups. Partially because, when it’s all done, they might be fucking dead.
Beige Show #32 - A Beige Murder MysteryMonday, October 13th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the fortunately still alive members of (212).


    The UCB sketch team Beige was first put together in December of 2011. In the nearly three years of shows that followed, everything seemed to go great and no one got murdered. Unfortunately, the team’s spotless murder-free record ended during their curtain call of their most recent show. Someone on Beige is dead. And someone else on on Beige is a killer. Now, the surviving members have only 30 minutes to find out who amongst them has a taste for blood.

    This may be the last Beige show ever. Partially because of Maude Night shake ups. Partially because, when it’s all done, they might be fucking dead.

    Beige Show #32 - A Beige Murder Mystery
    Monday, October 13th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

    ACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the fortunately still alive members of (212).

    2 weeks ago  /  4 notes

  5. At the end of the 9/15 Beige show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, a crime was committed. Police are asking citizens to please watch the following videotape of the incident and contact them with any information you may have. Thank you.

    #WhoShotJM

    1 month ago  /  5 notes

  6. jonbershad:

Being real careful while working on next month’s Beige scripts… Don’t want any spoilers getting out. #WhoShotJM

Beige’s big Murder Mystery Show! Coming October 13th!


    jonbershad:

    Being real careful while working on next month’s Beige scripts… Don’t want any spoilers getting out. #WhoShotJM

    Beige’s big Murder Mystery Show! Coming October 13th!

    1 month ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: jonbershad


  7. Tragic news! Beige actor Jon Marballi was brutally murdered during the curtain call of tonight’s show. If you have any information or guesses as to who the killer was, please let us know. Everyone on Beige is a suspect.

    WHO KILLED JON MARBALLI? Find out in one month!

    1 month ago  /  3 notes

  8. beigeucb:

Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!
Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise DiesMonday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).

This show is in just a few hours!!!


    beigeucb:

    Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?

    I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!

    Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise Dies
    Monday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

    ACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).

    This show is in just a few hours!!!

    1 month ago  /  5 notes  /  Source: beigeucb

  9. Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!
Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise DiesMonday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).


    Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?

    I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!

    Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise Dies
    Monday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

    ACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).

    1 month ago  /  5 notes


  10. Huge thanks to everyone who came out last night! We’ll see you next month!

    2 months ago  /  3 notes