1. Tragic news! Beige actor Jon Marballi was brutally murdered during the curtain call of tonight’s show. If you have any information or guesses as to who the killer was, please let us know. Everyone on Beige is a suspect.

    WHO KILLED JON MARBALLI? Find out in one month!

    21 hours ago  /  3 notes

  2. beigeucb:

Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!
Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise DiesMonday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).

This show is in just a few hours!!!


    beigeucb:

    Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?

    I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!

    Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise Dies
    Monday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

    ACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).

    This show is in just a few hours!!!

    1 day ago  /  5 notes  /  Source: beigeucb

  3. Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!
Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise DiesMonday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).


    Everything comes to an end eventually. Some things reach their finale faster than others. And then there’s the tortoise, slowly moving ever forward. But even the tortoise dies eventually. So how does the tortoise prepare when the finish line is finally in sight?

    I don’t know. This is a sketch show. Come see it!

    Beige Show #31 - When the Tortoise Dies
    Monday, September, 15th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

    ACTORS: Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the speedy hares of the group (212).

    1 week ago  /  5 notes


  4. Huge thanks to everyone who came out last night! We’ll see you next month!

    1 month ago  /  3 notes

  5. Beige has hit the big three-oh and, as you all know, we’re now all famous TV stars (not true). To celebrate that fact, we’re doing a bunch of sketches set in the magical world of television (kind of true). It’s going to be a lot of fun (definitely true)!So get the heck on out to help up celebrate this milestone show!
Beige Show #30 - A Sick TimeslotMonday, August, 11th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the superstars of the group (212).


    Beige has hit the big three-oh and, as you all know, we’re now all famous TV stars (not true). To celebrate that fact, we’re doing a bunch of sketches set in the magical world of television (kind of true). It’s going to be a lot of fun (definitely true)!

    So get the heck on out to help up celebrate this milestone show!

    Beige Show #30 - A Sick Timeslot
    Monday, August, 11th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

    ACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the superstars of the group (212).

    1 month ago  /  1 note

  6. Some guy enters his first ever Beige table read.


    Some guy enters his first ever Beige table read.

    1 month ago  /  5 notes

  7. A much nicer (not taken on a cell phone) picture from last night courtesy of Mr. Lisa Kleinman (Casey Jost). So many different facial expressions!


    A much nicer (not taken on a cell phone) picture from last night courtesy of Mr. Lisa Kleinman (Casey Jost). So many different facial expressions!

    2 months ago  /  0 notes


  8. Beige past, present, and future (the future is in Alene’s belly)!

    Thanks so much to everyone who came out last night! We had a blast!

    2 months ago  /  2 notes

  9. beigeucb:

The upstanding men and women of Beige are back and invite you to a classy evening of virtue, strength, and proud, moral values. Please join us to share in this noble endeavor. You will not regret it.
Beige Show #29 - Great Moral CharacterMonday, July, 14th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter, Zack PhillipsACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa KleinmanDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the fine citizens of the group (212).

This is tonight! TONIGHT!!!


    beigeucb:

    The upstanding men and women of Beige are back and invite you to a classy evening of virtue, strength, and proud, moral values. Please join us to share in this noble endeavor. You will not regret it.

    Beige Show #29 - Great Moral Character
    Monday, July, 14th @ 9:30 PM
    Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
    307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
    Make Reservations Here

    Beige is:

    WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter, Zack Phillips

    ACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman

    Directed by Jim Santangeli.

    Performing with the fine citizens of the group (212).

    This is tonight! TONIGHT!!!

    2 months ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: beigeucb

  10. Sleepy silly people after a late night rehearsal. Alene isn’t pictured because we’re standing on her.


    Sleepy silly people after a late night rehearsal. Alene isn’t pictured because we’re standing on her.

    2 months ago  /  2 notes